Wednesday, October 8, 2008


Hi. My name is Turi, and I'm vegeslexic.

Seriously. I get vegetables confused. Especially, for some reason, "A" vegetables. Artichoke, asparagus, avocado. I actually have to stop and think about which one I mean. Who knows why...

The other day, I was at the grocery store with a list my wife had written up. I saw "zucchini", grabbed a cucumber, and was done with it. Didn't realize in until days later, as she rooted through the vegetable drawer trying to find the zucchini. "Is this what you think a zucchini is?" "Um..."

So, yeah. I guess the first step is admitting I have a problem. Anyone know what the second step is?


Anonymous said...

I always get zucchini and cucumbers confused as well!!!!

It would be easier if they were different colors. Sheesh.

~ Jax

SnowLeopard said...

Get. Serious. Help.

Dorkus. Malorkus.


Turi said...

That's Dorkus MAXimus to you... :)

Anonymous said...

If you cook vegetables with enough cheese, meat, and sauce, they all taste alike anyway.